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John the Baptist Loses His Head

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of John the Baptist. Nick learns that knowing where your head is might be more difficult than you might assume.

Ehud: Righty Tighty, Lefty Stabby

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Ehud. Nick learns that judges can be the funnest part of something (the Bible is the only thing, but still, it’s something).

Oh, SH!T! We've Got a Clip Show

In this episode, Nick, Alan, and Adam share some of the best moments of 2019. They all learn that cop outs can end up being more work than just making a regular episode.

Xmas All the Bits and Baubles

In this episode, Nick and Adam attempt to guess the origins of American Christmas Traditions. Alan learns that Nick and Adam are easily distracted by stupid jokes.

Jael Performs Amateur Surgery

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Jael. Nick learns that he’s not alone in loving his night milk.

Pass Me the Bible with John Cal - 1 Corinthians 13

In this episode, John Cal tells Nick, Alan, and Adam about 1 Corinthians 13. Adam and Alan learn that there might be parts of the bible that they don’t have issues with.

Tower of Babel Had a Failure to Communicate

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of the Tower of Babel. Nick learns that sometimes the conspiracy theory is worth the wait.

Jehu Drives Like Jehu

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Jehu. Nick learns that when your commander comes out of his tent, covered in oil, you’re going to war!

Fairness is an Illusion

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the parable of the Talents and the parable of the Workers. Nick learns that Alan would have broken Adam’s toys on purpose.

Sodom and Gomorrah Do/Don't Like Strangers

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Sodom and Gomorrah. Nick learns that sometimes offering your children up as sacrifice isn’t the answer.