The King James Virgin

Noah Makes a Floating Outhouse

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Noah. Nick learns that Christian scientists might be more Christian than scientist.

Daniel Goes on a Diet, Part 2 of 2

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick some more of the stories of Daniel. Nick learns that Darius Rucker didn't actually rule Babylon.

Daniel Goes on a Diet, Part 1 of 2

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick some of the the stories of Daniel. Nick learns that Jesus is fire-proof.

Saul/Paul is Blinded by the Light

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Saul/Paul. Nick learns how to escape being murdered by going over the city wall in a basket.

Evie's Catholic Corner - Saint Agatha and Saint Sebastian

In this episode, Alan, Adam, and Nick learn about Saint Agatha and Saint Sebastian from Evie. All three learn that only in the Catholic Church can boob cakes and arrowed gay icons be related.

Jesus Spits on People, Part 2 of 2

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the rest of the miracles of Jesus. Nick learns Jesus's entire ministry was just one long marketing campaign for 'Joseph of Nazareth's Carpentry Service'.

Jesus Spits on People, Part 1 of 2

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the miracles of Jesus. Nick learns about how Jesus got a little tipsy at a wedding and over did his first miracle.

Esther Wins a Beauty Contest

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Esther. Nick learns just how much information one man can collect while spending his entire day at the city gate.

Jacob Marries Cousins

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Jacob and Esau. Nick learns what a man will do to marry his cousin...and then his other cousin.

Samson Brings the House Down

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Samson. Nick learns that Samson isn't a cool, vegan straight edge kind of guy.